Inspirational Haiku
Motivation gone
Application deadlines soon
Pour me a strong drink

Walking down the hall
Pretending to do something
Back into the room

Snow Haiku
Snow, it falls, it's cold
It blankets the ground with white
It is not like rain.

Botany is fun
All cool plants die in winter
Stems are not like phones

Ode to a Nose
Don't you hate it
When you have an itch?
And when said itch is in your nose
It is then when that itch really blows
Because what can you do?
Scratch?
Maybe, but then you run the risk
Of making onlookers go "tsk"
Because could you not be picking said nose?
It really is hard to tell, where that finger goes.
And when you catch their eye
While performing said scratch
You look like a big doofus, or an ass
With your finger stuck up your nose
You want to sink down into your toes

Haiku

Kerry, doesn't care
that I am alive. Turns back
to brush her long hair

Mike, sitting, staring
Procrastinates, doesn't work
Needs to write papers.